Don't send my boy to M.I.T.
The dying mother said.
Don't send my boy to Emory
I'd rather see him dead.
But send my boy to Georgia Tech
'Tis better than Cornell.
But as for University of Georgia:
I'd RATHER SEE HIM IN HELL!
CHORUS:
To hell, to hell to hell with Georgia,
To hell, to hell to hell with Georgia,
To hell, to hell to hell with Georgia,
The Cesspool of the South!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the stomping of the dogs,
We will teach those poor darn farmboys they should stick to
slopping hogs,
When the Jackets are triumphant we will raise a mighty cheer,
"We'll do the same next year!"
[CHORUS]
On the field between the hedges there arose a mighty stench,
In the dog machine the engineers will throw a monkey wrench,
When the Jackets are triumphant we will raise a mighty yell,
"Them dogs can go to hell!"
[CHORUS]
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the NCAA,
They're investigating Georgia players to see how much their paid,
After counting all the cars, and the loans alumni made,
They outpaid F$U(*)
[CHORUS]
* Alternative lyric: "the NBA" or "NC State"
*Strong Language Warning:* This version contains language some viewers may find inappropriate. If you are easily offended you may wish to skip this one.
To HELL with georgia!
Need to fuel your hate a little more? Read on my friends!
We may not be hosting the game this year in atlanta, but why not prepare for next year?
A few jokes. (If you insist on calling the facts "jokes")
Four Georgia football players are riding in a car. Who is driving? The police officer.
What is the difference between a UGA cheerleader and a catfish? One is a slimy, ugly bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
What do you call a Georgia girl with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why do Georgia grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
How did u[sic]ga spend their first week of spring training? Studying their Miranda Rights.
How do you get a u(sic)ga alum off of your front porch? You pay him for the pizza and kindly ask him to leave.
What did uga football players get on their SATs? Drool.
Why can't you find a nativity scene on u[sic]ga's campus? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
What has two teeth, is black and red, and is 100 yards long? The front row at a Georgia game.
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